heroin

This week’s Bonehead got pulled over for swerving on the road. He explained to the police officer that he had just finished helping his girlfriend move, and he was very tired. The cop understood, and told the Bonehead to get home and get some rest. Almost in the clear, Mr. Bonehead exclaimed that he was not a criminal, and you can even search my truck! Intrigued, the police officer did just that. And found 17 pounds of heroin.