civil war losers

This wasn’t even close. This week’s Bonehead of the Week is from McIntosh County, Oklahoma. Out for a walk after (presumably several hours of) drinking, our Bonehead came across a civil war re-enactment. As happens fairly often in the South. However, he was so inebriated that he panicked, believing the Yankees were really coming. Dedicated to protecting his home land from invaders, he pulled out his sawed-off shotgun (which of course he was carrying with him!) and opened fire! Only one person was hit, taking a small flesh wound to the shoulder.