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No, it’s not Randall. We were really hoping Randall would be named Bonehead of the Week for suggesting that we should ban yoga pants! But no, the CHEZ nation thought one particularly dumb woman in New Jersey was more deserving of this week’s honour. She started out very clever, if douchey. Wanting to drive home drunk, she spotted a ride program near her bar. So she called in a fake assault report to get the cops to abandon their DUI checkpoint, then drunkenly drove home. Success! Of course the police started looking for the person who filed the fake report. And it turned out to be quite easy to find her, as this woman, upon arriving home drunk, promptly started bragging on social media about her exploit. And taunting the police.

But at least Randall came in a close second. When you google ‘yoga pants’, these are the free images you are allowed to use on the internet:

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