I know I know…everyone can’t wait to rush home from work tonight to see the Full House reboot Fuller House, which has been enticingly described by one critic I saw as ‘a porn parody of Full House without the porn’. But there is another sequel coming to Netflix today, which may interest some of us even more – those of us who can set aside our desire to catch up with Kirk Cameron’s sister, that guy who did terrible things for coke in Half-Baked and that girl who played the redhead neighbour in order to take in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

Don’t worry Lori Loughlin, I will eventually get around to checking you out. In your new adventures. With whoever else is in the cast of the Fuller House show. Everyone, I think, except for those twins I forgot all about as soon as they turned 18. With them missing, however, how can they bill this as FullER House? I guess we’ll have to tune in to find out!

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