This week, we had three podium finishes.

Bronze medal: The woman in Grand Rapids who tried to crawl through the ceiling of the courthouse to escape…her court-ordered ‘decision making’ class.

Silver medal: The guy who appeared on this week’s episode of Catfish, who was stunned to find out that his six-year online relationship with Katy Perry was FAKE!

Gold medal: This week’s winner is local. You can always count on the CHEZ nation to vote local! Once again, the thriving metropolis of Brockville provided us with our Bonehead of the Week when two women got into an argument over dog poop. And then began to throw that dog poop at each other. And then got into a fistfight, presumably while covered in dog poop. The cops let them off with a warning and some words of advice, mostly because they didn’t want either combatant sitting in one of their cars.