This week’s Bonehead of the Week comes from Florida, because of course he does. He also comes from Wal-Mart, because of course he does. This man ran out of Wal-Mart carrying two giant TVs. This 350-pound man could easily lift the TVs, but couldn’t hold his pants up at the same time, and they fell off. So he stepped out of them, abandoning them and leaving them behind in the parking lot. With his wallet inside them. And his ID inside his wallet. When the cops arrested him, he had a crack pipe. Up his butt.