This week’s Bonehead of the Week was just roaming around outside his house carrying a knife and wearing a bath towel, minding his own business, when his nosy neighbours called the cops on him. But David Maxwell was quite pleased to see them, as he was outside his house to escape the ghosts that had invaded it. He asked the police to please go inside and arrest the ghosts, so he could get some peace. The police went searching – but turned up no ghosts. Only meth. And other drugs. And other drug paraphernalia.