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TODAY’S TOPICS: Randall pats himself on the back, Randall pouts, and more death by woodchipper

AUDIO:

Where Randall rants, to pat himself on the back for quitting cigarettes four years ago.

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Randall's Rant: I'm so proud of myself

Originally Aired: March 16, 2017

Where Randall gets peer pressured by our listeners to take up smoking again.

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Peer pressuring Randall. And a hammer to the head?

Originally Aired: March 16, 2017

Where Randall is sour because HE didn’t get a trophy for pushing a car in the snow yesterday.

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London cop gets praise for pushing a van. Randall pouts.

Originally Aired: March 16, 2017

POLL:

Yesterday’s correct poll answer: Michael Jackson did NOT sell two of his giraffes to be eaten. That was fake news.

VIDEO:

The Simpsons, as we know, predict everything. Here they are in 1997, predicting Randall’s reaction to the London-cop-pushing-a-van-to-a-gas-station story this morning.

This morning, we gave away tickets to the CHiPs movie and McDonald’s gift certificates with our ‘chips’ quiz. One question was about the great horror-comedy Tucker And Dale Vs Evil, and a woodCHIPPER. Enjoy: