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Woody absolutely SCHOOLS Randall in how to obtain free stuff – just by tweeting!

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How to get free stuff online

Originally Aired: May 9, 2017

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Last week, it was pre-dirtied jeans. This week’s outrageously expensive item? Pre-savaged shoes!

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Wait...these shoes are HOW much?

Originally Aired: May 9, 2017

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Today’s poll involved a disagreement between Eric and his neighbour. Eric lives in a semi-detached house, where the attached neighbour is having a hell of a time with a mouse problem. He has brought in the pest control company, who has sealed up his house completely, but he’s still finding mice. The pest control people say there’s a possibility that the mice are coming over from Eric’s side, but he has had no mouse problems whatsoever. (Traps have been out for months just in case, but nothing.) Now Eric’s neighbour wants him to get the full pest control treatment on HIS house, just to be sure. It’s almost 2 grand. So we asked…

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Today’s Bonehead of the Week nominee was two guys who were drunk…and high…and jumped a couple of fences at a Minnesota zoo to get a ‘better view’ of the giraffes in the enclosure. First, the best view is not from under a giraffe’s belly. Second…giraffes can do THIS to you:

https://youtu.be/blm-c47LUpE?t=1m12s

A guy called in from sandbagging duties in one of the flood ravaged parts of the Ottawa area to request blue skies. Or, specifically, the Electric Light Orchestra’s ‘Mr. Blue Sky’. We did not have it in our system, so we could not help out on the air today. Hopefully if we leave it here, it will help some. Good luck with all your efforts, volunteers!

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