Three nominees this week…beginning with these dummies, who were very nearly Darwin Award winners instead:

https://youtu.be/dW4GVUFmPw0

Then there’s the guy who entered a karaoke contest, just after he was entered onto the top spot as New Hampshire’s ‘fugitive of the week’.

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And finally, there’s the Florida man who called 911 and made up a story about his grandmother having a stroke in the Hooters parking lot – so he could get a ride from police to the Hooters.

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