Doc & Woody Bonehead of the Week - vote here!

This week’s nominees:

The burglar who stopped halfway through his break and enter to poop in the toilet – but didn’t flush. And was caught when the police matched his DNA with that of his stool sample.

The guy in Williams Lake, BC, who decided to celebrate being allowed to return to his house after a wildfire evacuation. With fireworks. In an area that was still a tinderbox.

The woman who asked the local museum to reschedule their ECLIPSE VIEWING, because it was being held on a school night.

The two guys whose boat battery died off the coast of San Diego. They called the coast guard to come help them out, whereupon the coast guard found their 1,200 pounds of weed.