This week, your nominees are:

The guy in Manchester who fled from the cops on a stolen steamroller. A chase that reached speeds of up to 13 km/h!

The Florida couple who were transporting a gas grill – with a propane tank – in their SUV when the woman lit a cigarette. Boom.

The New Hampshire man who intentionally ran over the guy waving a flag at a construction site – then made his getaway in an easily identifiable blue PT Cruiser with the license plate TRUMP1.

Chick-Fil-A, who paid a ton of money to put a restaurant inside the brand new stadium of the Atlanta Falcons – a football team that plays almost exclusively on Sundays. Because of religious reasons, Chick-Fil-A does not open on Sunday. Including the one at the stadium.