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Woody finally earns the big prize!

Originally Aired: September 5, 2017

This week’s nominees were:

The Atlanta mom whose kid found a gun in a department store change room – so to see if it was real, or safe for him to play with, she pulled the trigger. And it wasn’t fake. And it was loaded. And the bullet went through the change room door. (Here is a helpful picture of a gun, so you know what we’re talking about.)

gun

The Florida guy who was pulled over by the cops for speeding, and was busted with a bunch of drugs in the car. When he was taken to jail, $20 bills started falling out of his ass. He had $1,090 in his butt. (Here’s a helpful visual depiction of what that wad may have looked like.)

wad

And finally, Woody himself! Woody, who parked a golf cart on (or as close to being on as a cart can be) the green at the Marshes during the Doc & Woody Invitational golf tournament at The Marshes. One of the most perfectly manicured, respected golf courses in all of Ottawa! (Here is a helpful ACTUAL PHOTO that was taken from high above the golf course by an eagle-eyed spectator.)

golf shot