Your nominees this week ARE…

The guy who robbed a bank and then immediately ran across the street to order KFC. And was caught while waiting for his KFC.

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The woman who put on her fake police lights because she was late for court. And was pulled over with her entire criminal meth dealing enterprise in her trunk.

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And the guy in Arizona who tried to show off at his kid’s birthday party by picking up a rattlesnake to barbecue it – and got bitten twice in the face. He required 26 vials of anti-venom, which can cost more than $10,000 apiece!

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