Your nominees are:

The guy in Nebraska who went to a costume party at a shopping mall dressed as a ‘nun’ from the movie The Town, but really looked like an ISIS gunman and caused a panicked stampede out of the mall.

YOUR WINNER! The Wisconsin woman who bought a kiddie pool that wouldn’t fit in the car, so she put it on the roof – and weighed it down with her 9-year-old son. Amber Schmunk:

And the guy in Germany who tried to open his beer at a movie theatre using his pepper spray can. He ended up causing an evacuation when instead, he opened the can of pepper spray with the beer.