Your nominees are…

The guy who stole a motorized shopping cart from a Safeway in Alaska. By the time police were called and made their way to the Safeway ten minutes later, he was almost out of the parking lot.

The guy in Germany who called emergency services to come and take care of an unexploded WWII-era bomb that he discovered in his backyard. It turned out to be a very large zucchini.

And…YOUR WINNER! the guy who was arrested with guns and drugs in his car, but managed to escape without charges because his incredible flatulence made it impossible for the police to interrogate him. And was then arrested again some time later with the same drugs and guns.