Your nominees are:

The guy in Georgia who stopped, between armed bank robberies, to do an interview with a local CBS News reporter about traffic at an intersection.

The Massachusetts guy stopped for driving his car with a license plate made from a pizza box and a magic marker.

YOUR WINNER! The Michigan guy who used matches to light his way while he was looking for a gas leak.

The Colorado guy who took off his hat in court – only to have a bag of cocaine fall out of it and land on the floor.

The Canadian mob hitman who got out of jail after killing three people, but violated his parole when he (he says jokingly) used twitter to threaten one of his former prison guards.