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Randall was annoyed by some very small things this week. So, it seems, were you guys!

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Annoyances. Volume one.

Originally Aired: November 14, 2017

Here’s more stuff that annoyed you.

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Annoyances. Volume 2.

Originally Aired: November 14, 2017

Randall was also annoyed by the news. He explained this, right after he did the news.

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Randall's Rant: I hate the news

Originally Aired: November 15, 2017

Why “paying it forward” at the drive-thru is dumb.

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Paying it forward is stupid.

Originally Aired: November 16, 2017

We discovered that, from a very early age, Doc was a menace.

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Doc is a danger to himself and others.

Originally Aired: November 14, 2017

We also discovered that Randall, who is annoyed by everything, can be quite obnoxious himself.

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Randall is a jerk.

Originally Aired: November 14, 2017

We may have finally hit on the get-rich quick scheme that will make us hundredaires!

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Buffet pants? We're rich!

Originally Aired: November 14, 2017

Randall is not only easily irritated, and kind of a jerk, he’s also really gross.

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Why can't I pee in the sink?

Originally Aired: November 16, 2017

REALLY gross.

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I mean, it's not like I splash when I pee in the sink.

Originally Aired: November 16, 2017

There was some consternation when Blake Shelton was named Sexiest Man Alive. Here, our listeners had another suggestion.

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Blake Shelton? Not by our reckoning.

Originally Aired: November 16, 2017

Actually, several other suggestions.

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Blake Shelton? Not alright, alright, alright!

Originally Aired: November 16, 2017

Video:

What is Randall to do? He HATES The Rock, because his wife lusts after Dwayne Johnson. As do many other women. And yet he LOVES movies that involve giant apes. Here, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson tries to save a giant ape!

Here is a video from a few years ago we just ran across today. This bear gets hit in the nuts, and reacts exactly how we would!