Your nominees are:

The Washington couple who crashed into a tree while having drunk, naked sex behind the wheel. Thankfully, their 3-year-old in the back seat was unharmed.

The UK mom who wants her son’s school to pull Sleeping Beauty out of it’s classrooms because the prince kisses her without her consent.

The Florida guy who was sick of people blowing through the stop signs at his local intersection, so when he was at the stop sign, he intentionally rammed one of them.

The two guys in Hamilton who stole a bunch of equipment and a City of Hamilton truck – then parked it at a bar so they could pop in to watch the Grey Cup.

The guy in California who stole a Ferrari from a car dealership. Was busted when a couple of weeks later he showed up at a gas station in it and started begging people for gas money.

https://youtu.be/MVZTFdsklP8

The two Quebec men who were pulled over on the 401 for stunt driving, doing more than 50 km/h over the speed limit – and then called 911 to report that their cars were being towed by police.