YOUR WINNER IS:

THIS truck driver in Montreal:

https://youtu.be/_fLc2UA8cNs

The other nominees:

The woman who left her car parked in an emergency tow-away zone while she ran into the bank. She then discovered her car had been towed. With her baby daughter inside.

The 29-year-old guy in Vermont who ordered a pizza, then went outside to pick it up when he thought the delivery car had arrived. It turned out to be a marked police cruiser. The cop ran his name, discovered he had an outstanding warrant, and arrested him. And his friend, who also had a warrant.

(WCAX news)

The woman who was driving drunk and smashed into two parked cars, whereupon she realized she was too wasted to drive. So she switched seats with her passenger. Her friend was also drunk, and also smashed into two parked cars.