Your nominees are…

The Florida woman who was caught with a bag of cocaine in her purse, and posited that the wind must have blown it in there. It was very windy.

Trevor Davis, Packers’ WR, who joked about having explosives in his luggage at the LA airport with his girlfriend when asked by the TSA agent.

The guy who tried to impress Taylor Swift by robbing a bank, then throwing the money over the fence to her house in Rhode Island.

The guy in Myrtle Beach who started a standoff with cops after being evicted – he tried to hold off the cops who were coming in by setting his stairs on fire – but instead set his own feet on fire.

The woman who called 911 to report seeing a tiger in Manhattan. Which turned out to be a raccoon.