YOUR WINNER IS…

The guy who calls himself Gucci Berry, and got a kid to hit him in the nuts with a bat

https://youtu.be/WUQCxCJpCmE

Your other nominees:

The 30-year-old guy who had to be sued by his parents to get him to move out.

The guy who was hiding from police in the bushes, shirtless – with his camouflage shirt just a few feet away on the sand.

The two guys who robbed a guitar store together, then made their escape in separate cars. Then crashed those cars into each other.

The guy who was busted driving with the sunshade still on his window – just peeking out over the top of it.