YOUR WINNER IS…

Randall, for hiring someone to fix his dryer. Which it turns out was unplugged.

Your other, less-Randall nominees…

The Chinese buffet restaurant in China that offered month-long all-you-can-eat memberships for the month of June. And was out of business by June 15th.

The guy who was found in a motel in Kingston after texting his parents saying he was kidnapped and demanding a ransom.

Doc, for failing miserably in his attempt to prank Randall by hiding his phone, and having it turned around on him completely when Randall pretended his phone was really missing.