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No, Woody, no! Nobody wants you cheering for their team! (Even though he has 42 teams…)

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Woody has a new bandwagon. We stage an intervention.

Originally Aired: May 8, 2017

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Time to make delicious boogers a healthy part of your nutritious breakfast?

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Time to start picking your nose and eating it. Again.

Originally Aired: May 8, 2017

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Back to the vault for a classic race call from Bob Cole:

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Kentucky Derby. The Bob Cole version.

Originally Aired: May 8, 2017

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Video:

We debuted a new feature on the show today. Shark Tales! Scary Tales of Sharks! We start with a real dummy (and jerk) who tried to jump on a shark. And got exactly what was coming to him.

https://youtu.be/dUJuZ1gkmTY

And here, porn actress Molly Cavalli goes into the water with a shark (albeit in an actual cage, which is far smarter) and ends up with…similar results.

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