AND YOUR NOMINEES ARE…

The guy breaking into a car in Florida whose shorts fell down and tripped him up, such that he slammed head-first into his own getaway car. Like this (not the actual incident – but a similar video):

The crocodile wrangler in Koh Samui, Thailand, who stuck his head in a crocodile’s mouth one time too often. Like this (actual incident with actual video):

https://youtu.be/501YkfOo-Tc

And finally, the guy who set up mousetraps in his mailbox to catch the neighbours he thought were stealing his mail. And ended up getting the only person who ever went to his mailbox, the letter carrier.

letter carrier