hitman

 

Today’s Bonehead comes to us from West Virginia, where a man tried to hire a hitman to murder his estranged wife. As online hitmen tend to be, the man he actually hired turned out to be an undercover cop. Undeterred, this man doubled down on his plan, hiring a second hitman to take out the first hitman and another witness, to keep himself out of jail. The second hitman was hired in a smarter way – instead of finding one online, this time the guy went to a local gang, and hired a gang member directly. That gang member turned out to also be an undercover cop!