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You come home to discover your grandchildren have contracted lice. What DO you do? You could spend $20 on a lice-fighting shampoo, perhaps. Or, you could spend considerably more than that on a HITMAN to MURDER the person who gave them lice. As this week’s Bonehead of the Week winner, perhaps you can guess what Pamela Vanorsdale, of (naturally) Florida chose. She hired her former son-in-law to murder her daughter’s boyfriend, because she believed it was the homeless boyfriend who gave her grandkids lice. The would-be hitman turned her in to the police.