YOUR WINNER IS…

The guy who robbed four banks before finally being caught when the teller asked for his drivers’ license – and he handed it over.

(Columbus, Ohio Police)

Your other nominees…

The guy in New Jersey who took his mom’s promo plane for a joyride after hours, then abandoned it on a beach.

(Brianna Lockwood)

The guy who spent three years in prison for extortion because he threatened a company with negative Yelp reviews – then the moment he was paroled, got on the internet and posted those negative reviews. He was then senteneced to an additional eight years.

Floyd Mayweather, who bought an $18 million watch

And the couple whose fight ended up with the guy calling 911 from the hood of the girl’s car while going 115 km/h on a Florida highway.

(Miami Herald)